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SEE ALSO: Project emojis into your toilet bowl with this device because who says you don't know how to have funThe Merseyside Police Roads Policing Team Twitter account shared an image on Tuesday of an excuse a driver gave for texting while driving.
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Turns out the police aren't so bad with emojis themselves.
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Don't emoji and drive guys.
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