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If you're still browsing thrift stores in search of an outfit for an upcoming ugly Christmas sweater party,Jelena Jensen Archives look no further.

The ugliest (and, I'm sorry to say, the most insufferable) sweaters on the market are these pullovers emblazoned with the cryptocurrency logo of your choice.

SEE ALSO: Bitcoin is a victim of its own success

Hodlmoon, "home of the ugly crypto sweaters," offers six cryptocurrency-inspired designs, including bitcoin, ethereum, and litecoin.

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And though each sells for $59.99 a pop, customers can also make their purchase using bitcoin or litecoin. (Per their price breakdown, $59.99 converts to 0.00354359 bitcoin and 0.1891 litecoin.)

As for whether or not donning a cryptocurrency sweater amounts to a kind of humblebrag, that likely depends on how much you've got in your bitcoin wallet.

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