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Turning 40 is vice bigfoot eroticisma pretty awesome milestone: You already have a decent sense of who you are, your finances are relatively stable, and if you have kids, you’ve probably found your groove with this whole parenting thing.

By that 40th trip around the sun, most people probably already have most things they “need,” so a birthday gift is an opportunity to shower them with plenty of things they wouldn’t spring for themselves. From practical to over the top, here are 24 birthday gifts for the big 4-0 that will make you a hero.

L’occitaine Shea Body Shower Oil

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It’s about time to upgrade from the squeeze bottle of Dove, or worse, that bar – and make showering more luxe. Keep the bottle right in the shower and feel like you’re at a posh spa every time you lather up.

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Opens in a new window Credit: L'occitane L’occitaine Shea Body Shower Oil $29 at Amazon

LILYPELLE Oversized Heated Camping Chair

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Got kids who play sports? You, my friend, are about to spend a lot of time on the sidelines. Which is awesome when it’s a gorgeous fall day and the sun is shining, definitively less awesome when it's 17 degrees and the kids are in overtime. With this chair, you won’t care either way.

Opens in a new window Credit: LILYPELLE LILYPELLE Oversized Heated Camping Chair $95.56 at Amazon

Custom Initials AirPods Case with Keychain

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This monogrammed AirPods case means that no one can “mistake” yours for theirs. And they look fancy.

Opens in a new window Credit: Peace and Love Collective / Amazon Custom Initials AirPods Case with Keychain $24.90 at Amazon

1984 Hat

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Wear it with pride, child of the ‘80s, and make sure everyone knows you didn’t get it at a vintage store (cause you look so young, obv) — you actually lived through it. You earnedthis fashion statement.

Opens in a new window Credit: NewEleven / Amazon 1984 Hat $23.98 at Amazon

Refractory Materials Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull 

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For the right, slightly goth recipient, this may be the most magical gift they’ve ever received. These campy “skulls” are made from fireproof material, so you can make like Genghis Kahn and throw them into the blaze during your next fire pit night.

Opens in a new window Credit: JTRF Store / Amazon Refractory Materials Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull  $34.99 at Amazon

Label Maker Machine with Tape

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Give the gift of supreme organization with an app-powered label maker. With this tiny gadget you can tackle pantry chaos or make return address labels for your holiday cards: Choose your own adventure.

Opens in a new window Credit: Nelko / Amazon Label Maker Machine with Tape $19.98 at Amazon
$39.99 Save $20.01

RENPHO Eyeris Eyemask 

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Built-in heating pads and oscillating pressure is the ocular pleasure you didn’t know you were missing. This eye mask is foldable and the headband is adjustable so you can share — if you must.

Opens in a new window Credit: RENPHO / Amazon RENPHO Eyeris Eyemask  $52.49 at Amazon
$98.19 Save $45.70

TRZLIFE Desk Vacuum

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It’s the little things that make the biggest difference — like a crumb-free keyboard, once and for all. Keep this little guy close at hand and hoover to your heart’s content.

Opens in a new window Credit: TRZLIFE / Amazon TRZLIFE Desk Vacuum $15.97 at Amazon
$16.97 Save $1.00

Temperature Control Smart Mug, Self-Heating Coffee Mug LED Display

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Serious about great coffee? Us too. This warmer assures that your cuppa maintains perfect temperature, even after that morning meeting that went 30 mins long. Oh, and it charges your phone too.

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Opens in a new window Credit: VFZO / Amazon Temperature Control Smart Mug, Self-Heating Coffee Mug LED Display $99.98 at Amazon

Glowforge Aura Laser Engraver and Cutter Machine

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For the next-gen in crafts and DIY, spring for a laser cutter. From custom acrylic name signs to macaroons with your monogram on them, this machine is massive fun for the creatively inclined.

Opens in a new window Credit: Glowforge / Amazon Glowforge Aura Laser Engraver and Cutter Machine $1,199 at Amazon

Utopia Bedding Full Body Pillow for Adults

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Who says you have to be pregnant to use a body pillow? A full-length cushion, which can be covered in any case to match with décor, will support an aging (yes we said it) body in all the right places. 

Opens in a new window Credit: Utopia Bedding / Amazon Utopia Bedding Full Body Pillow for Adults $15.99 at Amazon
$24.99 Save $9.00

Nugget Ice Maker

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Nugget ice is just superior to frozen water in any other form. Full stop. This countertop machine ensures a steady supply. 

Opens in a new window Credit: Silonn / Amazon Nugget Ice Maker $179.99 at Amazon
$239.99 Save $60

iRobot Vacuum

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Even if your recipient has a cleaning team come every other week, this can help stay on top of pet hair and other crumbs during the off week. An app helps to map the home, and then all that comes next is to set this little guy free  – he’ll make sure all the dog hair and cereal crumbs are gone by the time the birthday boy or girl gets home.

Opens in a new window Credit: iRobot / Amazon iRobot Roomba Combo i5 Vacuum and Mop $229.99 at Amazon
$349.99 Save $120

Becokan Beach Bags

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Waterproof and sandproof, this gift seems more expensive than it is. At 20 inches by 7 inches, it fits all the beach essentials from a towel and sunscreen to flip flops and a phone charger.

Opens in a new window Credit: Becokan / Amazon Becokan Beach Bags $11.99 at Amazon
$17.99 Save $6.00

Roc Inflatable Stand-Up Paddle Boards

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The gift of a paddle board is the gift of pure relaxation and fun. This one is inflatable, which means it's infinitely portable and can be easily stowed in a trunk and at at the ready for impromptu paddles.

Opens in a new window Credit: Roc / Amazon Roc Inflatable Stand-Up Paddle Boards $199.99 at Amazon
$224.99 Save $25

Laneige Lip Mask

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This lip mask is a game-changer. If there is someone on your list who has yet to be converted to this soothing, healing, salve – you are about to make them very happy.

Opens in a new window Credit: LANEIGE / Amazon LANEIGE Lip Sleeping Mask $24 at Amazon

BOB AND BRAD C2 Massage Gun

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Way less expensive than that “other” brand, this massager has thousand of positive reviews on Amazon. Great for after a run, first thing in the morning, or simply to alleviate tight, tired muscles from sleeping the wrong way.

Opens in a new window Credit: BOB AND BRAD / Amazon BOB AND BRAD C2 Massage Gun $99.99 at Amazon

Fujifilm Instax Mini 11 Instant Camera Sky Blue

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Not just for teenagers, imagine how fun the next neighborhood hangout will be with photo artifacts in hand21` . Just like old-school Polaroids, these images are ready in seconds and yes, the camera even has a selfie setting.

Opens in a new window Credit: Fujifilm / Amazon Fujifilm Instax Mini 11 Instant Camera Sky Blue $132.95 at Amazon

Nutrichef 17 Cup Automatic Yogurt Maker

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The foodie on your list probably already has an ice cream maker. But do they have a yogurt maker? Healthier and incredibly delicious, you can make 17 different flavors at the same time.  

Opens in a new window Credit: Nutrichef / Amazon Nutrichef 17 Cup Automatic Yogurt Maker $59.99 at Amazon

Twelve South AirFly Duo

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Goodbye junky airline earphones. This transmitter allows travelers to plug in and then connect wirelessly with their headset of choice. What’s more, it makes sharing a breeze: everyone can watch the latest adventure flick together on family vacations. 

Opens in a new window Credit: Twelve South / Amazon Twelve South AirFly Duo | Bluetooth Wireless Transmitter with Audio Sharing $44.99 at Amazon

DreamSky Wooden Digital Alarm Clocks for Bedrooms

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Upgrade their daily alarm with this lovely and well-priced swap. Better yet, plug the phone in across the room — this clock won't vibrate as texts from mom come in.

Opens in a new window Credit: DreamSky / Amazon DreamSky Wooden Digital Alarm Clocks for Bedrooms $16.99 at Amazon
$23.99 Save $7

Vortex Optics Triumph HD 10x42 Binoculars

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There is some weird truth to the fact that as you get older, you pay more attention the birds in your yard. We don’t know why this is true — it just is. Whether the 40-year-old on your list has become a birder or just wants to peep the horizon now and again, these 10x42 binoculars are comfortable and durable.

Opens in a new window Credit: Vortex / Amazon Vortex Optics Triumph HD 10x42 Binoculars $81.60 at Amazon
$88.44 Save $6.84

Mini Projector

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This mini-projector is compact and portable, making it the perfect to pack on a camping trip. Project on the inside wall of the tent or string a sheet up for plein airviewing. It even comes with a remote control.

Opens in a new window Credit: PVO / Amazon PVO WiFi Projector 1080P $89.99 at Amazon

RF Remote Control Page Turner for Kindle Paperwhite

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It may feel like the world’s laziest contraption – but it may also be the world’s most awesome. Imagine being under the covers while reading, and how annoying it is to uncocoon and click the page advance. But a remote tucked into your giftee’s palm, safely snuggled under the blankets? Pure bliss.

Opens in a new window Credit: Sycelu / Amazon RF Remote Control Page Turner for Kindle Paperwhite $19.99 at Amazon
$69.99 Save $50