J.J. Abrams did it! He fixed America!
Wait,Watch The Lion King Online that's not exactly true. He just... rebooted it.
Wait, that's not exactly true either. It was really more of a reimagination.
Reboot, sequel, whatever you call it, the Star Trekand Star Wars: The Force Awakensdirector made his debut as a South Parkcharacter on Wednesday night's Season 20 premiere "Member Berries" (though we never saw his actual face, in part because it's not really J.J.).
SEE ALSO: 'South Park' Season 20: Reality may return, 'will blow people's minds'Faced with a crisis of athletes sitting, kneeling and doing anything but standing for the national anthem to draw attention to their favorite issues, the episode sees the nation's leaders turning to Abrams to "reboot" the, uh, beloved song.
"We know that you've been rebooting a lot lately," say a coalition of concerned citizens, as they approach his mansion. "And that you're tired."
Comedy Central's marketing team had us believe that the Star-Spangled Banner was getting some wickedly subversive rewritten lyrics, released in a teaser clip on Tuesday -- but that's not how it went down at all.
Instead, Abrams (not really J.J., let's be clear) had a brilliant and elegantly simple idea: making it so anyone can sit, stand, kneel or do whatever they like as the anthem plays to "honor America." With exactly the same words.
Lest you think Abrams was hailed only as an American hero here, he was also the introduction point for the episode's titular "member berries" -- a new superfruit that reminds anyone who eats them of all those special little childhood touchstones.
SEE ALSO: 'South Park' pop-up episodes could happen for something like 'Pokémon Go'Each berry, with a warm and gooey smile on its face, speaks out joy-button memories, which just happen to be from movies that Abrams has rebooted.
"Remember Chewbacca?"
"Remember Mr. Spock?"
"Remember AT-ATs?"
"Remember Tricorders?"
But these member berries, which immediately get word-of-mouth traction with the residents of South Park, clearly have a sinister side. As Randy Marsh is unwinding one night with some Star Warsnostalgia, the member berries send up a new set of memories...
"Remember when there weren't so many Mexicans?"
"Remember when marriage was between a man and a woman?"
"Remember Reagan?"
Meanwhile, the presidential election -- now in full swing between Hillary Clinton (referred to only as "Turd Sandwich") and Mr. Garrison (called only "Giant Douche" and sporting a Donald Trump orange tan) continues apace.
Randy is losing his mind that anyone would choose a Giant Douche over a Turd Sandwich, while his son Stan speaks for many of us when he says: "I just don't understand why every four years you guys freak out about whether to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich."
And finally, the kids at South Park Elementary are seeking the true identity of SkankHunt42 -- the anonymous internet troll who's been harassing all the girls on the school's message board. Of course, they all suspect Cartman, who clearly is trying to start a gender war, but the episode's final shot reveals the troll's true identity (no spoilers, except the art at the top of this post. That's a spoiler.)
It also reveals a larger truth about South ParkSeason 20: Trey Parker and Matt Stone clearly had a great time making Season 19's episodes connect into a larger narrative arc -- and appear to be well on their way to doing that again. Just like they told Mashableback at Comic-Con.
Looks like it's going to be another great year at South Park, kids.
Taylor Swift sent newly crowned NBA MVP Russell Westbrook a congratulatory videoThe wait is over: Here's what Jared Leto thinks about 'Wonder Woman'MashTalk: Where does Uber go without Travis Kalanick?Twitter embraces its combative side in its most honest ad campaign yetAlexis Bledel will return to 'Handmaid's Tale' Season 2Here are all the tweets Donald Trump has deleted since becoming presidentMashReads Podcast: Celebrating 20 years of 'Harry Potter'iOS 11 on iPhone first look: A win for getting things doneJ.K. Rowling shares beautiful tweet to mark 20These mysterious light pillars surprised Malaysian photographers out on a trekThese 6 Harry Potter fan fiction trends always make us LOLTrump's tweets turned into poetry with 'Poet in Chief' generator.'Anonymous' falsely claims NASA is about to say it found aliensPresident Trump's Disney Hall of Presidents installation delayed, big timeIron Man 2 SpiderFacebook, Twitter, Microsoft, YouTube launch counter terrorism groupWhich is the best Haribo candy?17 queer artists you need to follow on Instagram right nowWoman kicked out of own apartment pool for high leg, one piece swimsuitAugmented reality could be the biggest reason to buy an iPhone 8 If you're sick of Google's AI Overviews, try this genius hack Best book and Blu Amazon Spring Sale 2025: Best Beats Studio Pro deal Amazon Spring Sale 2025: Best LG OLED TV deal Amazon Spring Sale 2025: Best cinch Can I watch 'A Complete Unknown' at home? Here's when it's streaming. How to watch 'Queer': Release date, streaming details NYT Strands hints, answers for March 27 Shop the Miele C1 vacuum during Amazon's Big Spring Sale Amazon Big Spring Sale Levoit vacuum deal: Save $100 'The White Lotus' Season 3 soundtrack is a treasure trove of Thai music NYT Connections hints and answers for March 28: Tips to solve 'Connections' #656. Nintendo Direct March 27 livestream: How to watch live today Best Fire TV Spring Sale deal: Save $150 on the Insignia 70 Online gambling is everywhere. Mindfulness can help. Best Amazon Big Spring Sale power bank deal: Only $9.99 Best Smart Lamp Amazon Spring Sale Deal: $50 for the eufy E10 RGBWW Michigan State vs. Ole Miss 2025 livestream: How to watch March Madness for free Over 25 beauty deals under $25 to shop during Amazon's Big Spring Sale Amazon Spring Sale 2025: Best outdoor deals
2.3297s , 10133.171875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Watch The Lion King Online】,Co-creation Information Network