First Gwyneth Paltrow told us to put rocks in our vaginas,Pretend to be the woman of the insurance… Eroticism Mature Woman calls at your offic and now she’s suggesting we wear a butt or some boobs around our neck.
Yes, literally just a gold-plated necklace of a bare bottom or bust. The pieces are called "Le derrière dorée" and "Rubies boobies doré," respectively, and are both designed by Anissa Kermiche. The booty, which Goop describes as "the definition of cheeky," sells for a mere $370 dollars -- really a small price to pay jewelry that basically moons people all day. The chest will run you a steeper $507, probably because it includes two ruby nips.
These conversation-starting pieces are included in the site’s Valentine’s Day gift guide, where you can also find a $39 bottle of Fur Oil (for your pubic hair, natch), a $70 couple’s body paint kit (which includes “organic, non-toxic gold and black paint”) and a $195 energy clearing kit ("Clear out the old kinks, bring in the new").
As of this writing, there are only a few of these necklaces left in stock. So if you want in on this hot new trend, you’d better scooch on over and snap ‘em up.
Skates in the deep sea may incubate eggs near 'black smoker' vents
Finally, Twitter forbids Russia Today, Sputnik from advertising
Review: Nuheara IQbuds are like AirPods for the world
Are your Slack Direct Messages really private? Here's how to find out.
Google will repair Hurricane Harvey victims' Pixel phones for free in Houston
'Stranger Things' will have after
Barista reveals the worst Starbucks drink requests
Will robots steal your job? No, but you still have to adapt.
This new app is like Shazam for frogs
Amazon Key tries to address the biggest problem with ecommerce
Impact of Temperature on Intel CPU Performance
Fixing an iPhone X's screen will cost $279 without AppleCare+
Your handy guide to how long you can wait to respond to that email
'Super Mario Odyssey' comes out this Friday and, FYI, it has a two
Tesla used car prices are cratering
Will robots steal your job? No, but you still have to adapt.
A plague of locusts has descended upon our great country, so I've decided to retire
A robot designed to serve pumpkin soup failed wonderfully
In Hindsight: Some of the Worst CPU/GPUs Purchases of 2017
Balenciaga is trying to make car mat skirts happen for more than $2,000
Elena Ferrante Wants You to Know She Is Not a ManHard Mountain Dew promises fun parties and less fun hangoversHaving Trouble Writing? Try “Once Upon a Time.”On Hating—and Then Loving—The Little PrinceTesla launches upgraded Model Y in ChinaOn Hating—and Then Loving—The Little PrinceBack to School with NietzscheGoogle Jamboard is shutting downRemembering Bill Becker, a Loyal Friend of The Paris ReviewTaking Apart the Glitz and Glamour of Modern WebsitesThe Paper Architecture of the Soviet UnionMy Bitterness, My Mission: Poems by David Ray from 1977Rarities from My Grandfather’s House of BooksElena Ferrante Wants You to Know She Is Not a ManChris Parnell antiTom Hanks warns about AI likeness dental plan hoaxVisit Us at the Brooklyn Book FestivalWhen My Parents Got Their Clamming LicenseIn Repair: On Boots, Coats, and DepressionC. K. Williams, 1936–2015; Read His Poem “From My Window” All the ways I played with Nintendo's new Switch console today Watch this stirring pro Perfectly frozen fox is eerie reminder that nature is cruel This boot has been recalled after Redditors found swastika prints on the sole For the love of charity, look at these dog bellies Messy Oregon man finds a year Vin Diesel does a Kevin Spacey in India, grooves to 'Lungi Dance' Google has removed the term 'fake news' from its advertiser rules The Killers are no longer feuding with Panda Express on Twitter This driverless car will hit South Korea roads this year Paul Ryan didn't give us the dab we wanted, he gave us the dab we deserved Trump inauguration acts announced, because, well, somebody had to do it Trump's inaugural crowd expected to be half of Obama's 2009 gathering AOL is making a big, shiny bet on the power of live video and celebrity A refugee who took a selfie with Angela Merkel is suing Facebook The Guardian claims WhatsApp's encryption contains a 'backdoor' George Michael gets the 'rainbow priest' memorial mural he deserves Watch Rupert Grint, Ed Westwick in new trailer for Crackle's 'Snatch' Someone came up with a clever Tinder move to ensure responses New YouTube feature lets fans 'tip' creators during live streams
2.0401s , 8256.796875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Pretend to be the woman of the insurance… Eroticism Mature Woman calls at your offic】,Co-creation Information Network