Prime Day might be Porn movies with a Plot basedover, but the deals don't stop there — Black Friday and Cyber Monday are closer than you think. If you're like us and want to avoid the shipping delays and out-of-stock chaos, we recommend hitting the sales early. Whether you're crossing gifts off your list, treating yourself, or just hate Black Friday crowds, now's the time to shop and save.
And one of the best things to snag early? Advent calendars!
Advent calendars are way more fun when you can actually, you know, usethem before the holiday is over. But instead of counting down the days with a measly piece of chocolate or a random trinket, how would you feel about opening up a new sex toy or lube to play with each day leading up to the holiday?
That's right — we're talking about sex toy advent calendars. And right now, you can find tons of options in all different sizes, price ranges, and themes.
Here are the best sex toy advent calendar deals we could find as of Oct. 11:
Opens in a new window Credit: Lovehoney Our pick: Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 $199 at Lovehoney Right now, Lovehoney has the best sex toy advent calendar deal. They’re offering a 24-day calendar for 63% off — that’s a $331.77 discount.
This advent calendar has full-sized toys like the Womanizer Liberty 2 and the We-Vibe Sync Lite. It also comes with a penis stroker, cock ring, and other little goodies like a mini paddle and vanilla massage oil.
Opens in a new window Credit: Bellesa Our pick: Bellesa 12 Day Advent Calendar $240 at Bellesa ICYMI: Bellesa sells sex toys, and this year, they’ve got a spicy 12-day advent calendar that’s 100% worth the splurge. For $240, you’ll get a special premium product each day. Though we’re not entirely sure what each box holds, we do know that the toys included are luxe AF.
Most reviewers say the box is so good that they bought it for themselves (and we heard there are quite a few anal toys in here too).
“This advent calendar is EVERYTHING! Every day is like a mini celebration lol, and the variety is just amazing,” one reviewer writes. “The quality of the toys in this cal really blew me away, especially considering the price. Bellesa goes hard with deals but this felt like I was stealing! I love how some are cute and discreet, and others are...intense. It's the perfect blend and so much fun to explore. Highly recommend for yourself or as a gift for a partner!”
Opens in a new window Credit: TENGA Our pick: TENGA Advent Calendar $99.99 at TENGA We’ve been seeing a rise in male sex toys, and I’m totally here for it. It’s about time we broke the stigma around sex toys for people with penises.
Whether you’re looking for a budget-friendly toy haul for yourself or a partner, the TENGA Advent Calendar is definitely worth the price. It’s only $99.99 (for pre-order) and includes 24 TENGA EGGs (TENGA EGGs usually go for $6 a pop), so you can crack open a little holiday magic every day leading up to the Big Day. They’re all uniquely textured for a different experience each time and come with a single-use lube packet.
Be sure to watch this space: SheSpot and Ann Summers’ advent calendars haven’t gone on sale just yet, but we’re definitely keeping our eye out.
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