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Move over pumpkins,Well-Endowed Customer and Young Female Escort there's a new hollowed out rotting fruit in town.

While carving pumpkins into jack-o'-lanterns is a Halloween tradition, maybe it's time to switch things up a little bit. Pumpkins are kind of a pain to deal with, they're expensive, and let's face it -- carving a pumpkins is just wasteful. Sure you get some seeds out of it, but does anyone actually enjoy roasted pumpkin seeds.

Thankfully, a pumpkin replacement is here to add a more tropical feel to Halloween: the pineapple.

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While the pineapple jack-o'-lantern has its limitations, the benefits of saving money in addition to having a load of fresh pineapple for your spooky piña colada outweigh any negatives.

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Given the size difference, as well as the rough texture of a pineapple's outer shell, you're a little more limited in which designs you can carve into your pineapple.

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To make your own pineapple jack-o'-lantern, cut off the top of the pineapple as normal, and remove the inside using a pineapple corer or go it with a knife if you don't have one. Just be careful to not injure yourself or break the outer shell of the pineapple in the process.

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Next, design your pineapple like you would a pumpkin, pop a candle inside and display your new creation for all to see.

Unfortunately, a pineapple won't last as long as a pumpkin, but it's perfect for a spooky Halloween party, especially if you live near the beach.

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Bonus: How to turn a pumpkin into a beer keg

[h/t:Country Living]