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UPDATE: Nov. 24,The Sex Files A Dark XXX Parody 2023, 7:30 a.m. EST This story has been updated with current pricing/availability, some new Apple MacBook deals, and a new top pick from Walmart.

Best Black Friday laptop deals at a glance:

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Best laptop deal at Amazon Apple MacBook Air, 13.3-inch (Apple M1, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) + 3-year Apple Care+ plan $888.99 (save $289.01)

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Best laptop deal at Best Buy Lenovo Yoga 7i, 16-inch (Intel Core i5-1335U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) $549.99 at Best Buy (save $300; extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members))

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Best laptop deal at Walmart HP Pavilion x360 14-dy2050wm (Intel Core i5-1235U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) $449 (save $150)

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Best laptop deal at Dell Dell XPS 15 9530 (Intel Core i7-13700H, Intel Arc A370M, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) $1,099.99 (save $400)

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Best laptop deal at Lenovo Lenovo Legion Slim 5i Gen 8 (Intel Core i5-13500H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) $979.99 (save $370)

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Best laptop deal at HP HP Pavilion Laptop 15t-eg300 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) $399.99 (save $510)

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Best laptop deal at LG LG gram 17 (Intel Core i5-1340P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) $999.99 (save $500)

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Best laptop deal at Microsoft Microsoft Surface Laptop Studio 2 (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) $2,092.99 (save $307)

The only thing better than a great laptop is a great laptop that's on sale. And whether you're after one of the powerful new Apple MacBook Pros, an upgraded gaming PC, or a basic Chromebook for schoolwork, you'll have no trouble finding one at a deep discount this Black Friday: We're seeing a slew of markdowns at tech retailers like Amazon and Best Buy. (The direct websites of brands like Dell, HP, Lenovo, LG, and Microsoft are also packed to the gills with doorbusters, some of which match or beat their third-party rivals.)

SEE ALSO: 15 of the best Black Friday iPad deals in 2023

To help you sort through the noise, we're keeping a running list of the Black Friday laptop deals and highlighting some of our top picks worth adding to your cart ASAP. Check back often, as we'll be updating our picks regularly as we head into Cyber Weekend.

Note:All newly added deals are marked with a ✨. Deals with a strikeoutwere either sold out or expired at the time of writing.

Black Friday laptop deals at Amazon

Opens in a new window Credit: Apple Our pick: Apple MacBook Air, 13.3-inch (M1) + 3-year Apple Care+ plan

Why we like it

Apple's older 13-inch MacBook Air has a quiet design, a speedy M1 chip, and a long battery life — all factors in its Mashable's Choice Award nod back in 2020. Amazon will let you bundle it with a three-year Apple Care+ plan (worth $179) for just $888.99, which is more than $100 cheaper than the sticker price of the laptop itself.

Read Mashable's review of the M1 Apple MacBook Air.

More Black Friday laptop deals at Amazon

MacBooks

• Apple MacBook Air, 15-inch (Apple M2, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) + 3-year Apple Care+ plan — $1,238$1,528(save $290)

• Apple MacBook Pro, 13-inch (Apple M2, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,394$1,499(save $105) ✨

• Apple MacBook Pro, 14-inch (Apple M3, 8GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,649$1,799(save $150) ✨

• Apple MacBook Pro, 14-inch (Apple M3 Pro, 18GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,799$1,999(save $200) ✨

• Apple MacBook Pro, 16-inch (Apple M3 Pro, 32GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $2,649$2,899(save $250) ✨

Traditional laptops

• ASUS L210 (Intel Celeron N4020, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $149.99$249.99(save $100)

• Acer Aspire 1 (Intel Celeron N4500, 4GB RAM, 128GB eMMC) — $199.99$229.99(save $30)

• Acer Aspire 3 (AMD Ryzen 3 7320U, 8GB RAM, 128GB SSD) — $289.99$529.99(save $280)

• Acer Aspire 5 (Intel Core i7-1165G7, 16GB RAM 512GB SSD) — $549.99$879.99(save $330)

• Microsoft Surface Laptop Go 3 (Intel Core i5-1235U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $599.99$799.99(save $200)

• Samsung Galaxy Book3 (Intel Core i7-1355U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $724.99$999.99(save $275)

• Microsoft Surface Laptop 5, 13.5-inch (Intel Core i5-1235U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $799$999.99(save $200.99)

• Dell Inspiron 16 Plus 7630 (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,049.99$1,399.99(save $350)

• HP Pavilion Plus 14-eh1299nr (Intel Core i7-1355U, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,074.99$1,299.99(save $225)

• Samsung Galaxy Book3 Pro, 16-inch (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,224.99$1,749.99(save $525)

• ASUS Zenbook S 13 OLED (Intel i7-1355U, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,299.99$1,399.99(save $100)

2-in-1 laptops

• ASUS Vivobook S 16 Flip (AMD Ryzen 5 7530U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $579.99$699.99(save $120)

Chromebooks

• Samsung Galaxy Chromebook Go (Intel Celeron N4500, 8GB RAM, 32GB eMMC) — $269.99$349.99(save $80)

• Acer Chromebook Spin 314 (Intel Pentium Silver N6000, 4GB RAM, 128GB eMMC) — $309.99$479.99(save $170)

Gaming laptops

• MSI Thin GF53 (Intel Core i7-12650H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $761.08$999(save $237.92) ✨

• ASUS ROG Strix G15 (AMD Ryzen 7 6800HS, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $849.99$999.99(save $150) ✨

• Acer Nitro 5 (Intel Core i7-12650H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $999.99$1,299.99(save $300)

• ASUS ROG Strix G16 (Intel Core i7-13650HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 512TB SSD) — $1,099.99$1,399.99(save $300)

• MSI Creator M16 (Intel Core i7-13620H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,099.99$1,599.99(save $500)

• MSI Katana 15 (Intel Core i7-13620H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,199.99$1,384.24(save $184.25)

• MSI Katana 17 (Intel Core i7-13620H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,199.99$1,399(save $199.01)

• ASUS TUF Gaming A17 (AMD Ryzen 7 7735HS, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060,16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,199.99$1,499.99(save $300)

• Acer Predator Helios 16 (Intel Core i7-13700HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD)— $1,299.99$1,649.99 (save $350)

Black Friday laptop deals at Best Buy

Opens in a new window Credit: Lenovo Our pick: Lenovo Yoga 7i, 16-inch

Why we like it

Featuring a 13th-generation Intel Core i5 processor, 16GB of RAM, and 512GB of storage, this 16-inch convertible laptop hails from Lenovo's incredibly popular Yoga series, which is known for versatile 2-in-1 models with sleek, premium designs and sturdy 360-degree hinges. It's relatively rare to see a laptop with that much memory in the sub-$600 price range, and it's even rarer to find a Yoga for less than $500: You can lock it in at just $499.99 if you're a paid (Plus or Total) member of the My Best Buy program.

More Black Friday laptop deals at Best Buy

MacBooks

• Apple MacBook Air, 13.3-inch (Apple M1, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $749.99$999(save $149.01)

• Apple MacBook Air, 13.6-inch (Apple M2, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $949$1,099(save $150); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members ✨

• Apple MacBook Air, 15-inch (Apple M2, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $1,049$1,299(save $250); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members

• Apple MacBook Pro, 14-inch (Apple M3, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,449$1,599(save $150); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members

• Apple MacBook Pro, 14-inch (Apple M2 Pro, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,599$1,999(save $400)

• Apple MacBook Pro, 16-inch (Apple M3 Pro, 18GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $2,299$2,499(save $200); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members

• Apple MacBook Pro, 14-inch (Apple M3 Max, 36GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $2,999$3,199(save $200); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members

Traditional laptops

• Lenovo Ideapad 1 (Intel Celeron N4020, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $129.99$199.99(save $70); extra $30 off for paid My Best Buy members

• Lenovo Ideapad 3i (Intel Core i3-1115G4, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $279.99$499.99(save $220)

• HP Laptop 17-cp2033dx (AMD Ryzen 3 7320U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) —$319.99 $549.99(save $230)

• Lenovo Slim Pro 7 (AMD Ryzen 7 7735HS, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $899.99$1,199.99(save $300)

• Samsung Galaxy Book3 Ultra (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,799.99$2,399.99(save $600)

2-in-1 laptops

• HP Envy x360 14-es0013dx (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $499.99$849.99(save $350)

• Samsung Galaxy Book3 360, 15.6-inch (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $999.99$1,549.99(save $550); extra $50 off for paid My Best Buy members

Chromebooks

• Acer Chromebook Spin 311 (MediaTek Kompanio 500 MT8183C, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $129$169.99(save $40.99)

• Acer Chromebook 315 (Intel Celeron N4020, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $139$219.99(save $80.99)

• HP Chromebook 14a-ne0013dx (Intel Celeron N4120, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $149$299(save $150)

• Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 3 Chromebook (MediaTek Kompanio 520, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $149$319(save $170)

• Lenovo IdeaPad Flex 3i Chromebook (Intel Processor N100, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $179$349(save $170)

• Lenovo IdeaPad Flex 3 Chromebook (Intel Pentium Silver N6000, 8GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $249$479(save $230)

• HP Chromebook x360 14b-cb0033dx (Intel Celeron N4500, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $249$419(save $170)

• Lenovo Chromebook Duet 3 (Qualcomm Snapdragon 7c Gen 2, 4GB RAM, 128G eMMC) — $269 $379(save $110)

• Acer Chromebook Plus 515 (Intel Core i3-1215U, 8GB RAM, 128GB UFS) — $269$399.99(save $130.99)

• ASUS Chromebook Plus (AMD Ryzen 3 7320C, 8GB RAM, 128GB SSD) — $299$499(save $200)

• Lenovo Chromebook Duet 5 (Qualcomm Snapdragon 7c Gen 2, 8GB RAM, 128GB eMMC) — $329$499(save $170)

• HP Chromebook Plus 15a-nb0033dx (Intel Core i3-N305, 8GB RAM, 128GB UFS) — $349$499(save $150)

• Lenovo IdeaPad Flex 5i Chromebook Plus (Intel Core i3-1315U, 8GB RAM, 128GB SSD) — $379$499(save $120)

• Acer Chromebook 516 GE (Intel Core i5-1240P, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $449$649.99(save $200.99)

• Acer Chromebook Spin 714 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $469.99$699.99(save $230)

• ASUS Chromebook Flip CX5 (Intel Core i5-1135G7, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $499$699(save $200)

Gaming laptops

• HP Victus 15-fb1013dx (AMD Ryzen 5 7535HS, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2050, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $449.99$799.99(save $350)

• ASUS TUF Gaming A16 (AMD Ryzen 7 7735HS, AMD Radeon RX7600S, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $749.99$1,099.99(save $350)

• Acer Predator Helios Neo 16 (Intel i5-13500HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $799.99$1,199.99(save $400)

• MSI Stealth 14 Studio (Intel Core i7-13620H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,099.99$1,499.99(save $400)

• ASUS ROG Zephyrus M16 (Intel Core i9-13900H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,499.99$1,949.99(save $450)

Black Friday laptop deals at Walmart

Opens in a new window Credit: HP Our pick: HP Pavilion x360 14-dy2050wm

Why we like it

Walmart's Black Friday laptop deals are pretty sparse at the moment (they went live on Wednesday, Nov. 22, and many have since sold out), but this is a solid deal on a 14-inch convertible model from HP's midrange Pavilion line. It comes with a 12th-generation Intel Core i5 processor with 8GB of memory, 256GB of storage, up to 11.75 hours of battery life, and a micro-edge 1080p touchscreen display — some nice specs for entertainment and everyday productivity.

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Traditional laptops

• HP Laptop 15-fd0083wm (Intel Processor N200, 4GB RAM, 128GB UFS) — $179$249(save $70)

• HP Laptop 15-dy5131wm (Intel Core i3-1215U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD)— $249$379 (save $130)

• ASUS Vivobook 15 (Intel Core i7-1255U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD)— $499$599 (save $100)

Black Friday laptop deals at Dell

Opens in a new window Credit: Dell Our pick: Dell XPS 15 9530

Why we like it

The 15-inch Dell XPS is Mashable's favorite Windows laptop, boasting a premium build with a stunning edge-to-edge display and powerful specs that rival some desktops. This particular model has a 13th-gen Intel Core i7 H-series processor with 16GB of RAM, Intel Arc A370M graphics, and 512TB of storage, and it's sitting at its lowest price to date — a whopping 27% off.

More Black Friday laptop deals at Dell

Traditional laptops

• Dell Inspiron 15 3520 (Intel Core i3-1215U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $259.99$329.99(save $70)

• Dell Inspiron 14 3420 (Qualcomm Snapdragon, Adreno 690, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $279.99$499.99(save $220)

• Dell Inspiron 16 5635 (AMD Ryzen 7530U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $449.99$699.99(save $250)

• Dell Vostro 14 3430 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $549$749(save $200)

• Dell XPS 13 9315 (Intel Core i5-1230U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $599$799(save $200)

• Dell Vostro 15 3530 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $649$849(save $200)

• Dell Inspiron 16 7630 Plus (Intel Core i7-13620H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $999.99$1,449.99(save $450)

• Dell XPS 13 Plus 9320 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,199$1,499(save $300)

• Dell XPS 17 9730 (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,799$2,399(save $600)

2-in-1 laptops

• Dell Inspiron 14 7430 2-in-1 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $499.99$729.99(save $230)

• Dell Inspiron 16 7630 2-in-1 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $799.99$1,099.99(save $300)

• Dell XPS 13 9315 2-in-1 (Intel Core i7-1250U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,199$1,449(save $250)

Gaming laptops

• Dell G15 5530 (Intel Core i5-13450HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3050, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $699.99$899.99(save $200)

• Dell G16 7620 (Intel Core i9-12900H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,249.99$1,799.99(save $550)

• Alienware m16 (AMD Ryzen 9 7845HX, AMD Radeon RX 7600M XT, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,299.99$1,799.99(save $500)

• Alienware x16 (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,599.99$2,099.99(save $500)

Black Friday laptop deals at Lenovo

Traditional laptops

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• Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 5i (Intel Core i7-1355U, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD)— $709.99$1,129.99 (save $420)

2-in-1 laptops

• Lenovo IdeaPad Flex 5 (AMD Ryzen 5 7530U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD)— $484.99$749.99 (save $265)

• Lenovo IdeaPad Flex 5i, 14-inch (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $569.99$849.99(save $280)

Gaming laptops

• Lenovo Legion Slim 5i Gen 8 (Intel Core i5-13500H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $979.99$1,349.99(save $370) ✨

• Lenovo Legion Pro 5i Gen 8 (Intel Core i5-13500HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,069.99$1,479.99(save $410)

Black Friday laptop deals at HP

Traditional laptops

• HP Laptop 15t-fd000 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $349.99$819.99(save $470) ✨

• HP Pavilion Laptop 15t-eg300 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $399.99$909.99(save $510) ✨

• HP Envy Laptop 17t-cw000 (Intel Core i7-13700H, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $799.99$1,299.99(save $500)

2-in-1 laptops

• HP Pavilion x360 15t-dw400 (Intel Core i5-1235U, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD) — $449.99$799.99(save $350) ✨

• HP Envy x360 15t-fe000 (Intel Core i7-1355U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $699.99$1,099.99(save $400)

• HP Spectre x360 14t-ef200 (Intel Core i5-1335U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $849.99$1,399.99(save $550) ✨

Gaming laptops

• HP OMEN 16t-wf000 (Intel Core i7-13700HX, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $999.99$1,599.99(save $600)

Chromebooks

• HP Chromebook 15at-na000 (Intel Celeron N4500, 4GB RAM, 64GB eMMC) — $179.99$329.99(save $150)

Black Friday laptop deals at LG

Traditional laptops

• LG UltraPC 16 (AMD Ryzen 7 7730U, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $694.99$999.99(save $305)

• LG gram 14 (Intel Core i5-1340P, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $699.99$1,099.99(save $400)

• LG gram 16 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $899.99$1,449.99(save $550)

• LG gram 15 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $994.99$1,499.99(save $505)

• LG gram 17 (Intel Core i5-1340P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $999.99$1,499.99(save $500)

• LG gram Style 14 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,199.99$1,499.99(save $300)

• LG gram SuperSlim (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,299.99$1,799.99(save $500)

• LG gram Style 16 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,399.99$1,799.99(save $400)

2-in-1 laptops

• LG gram 16 2in1 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $994.99$1,599.99(save $605)

• LG gram 14 2in1 (Intel Core i7-1360P, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD) — $1,199.99$1,699.99(save $500)

Black Friday laptop deals at Microsoft

Traditional laptops

• Microsoft Surface Laptop 5, 15-inch (Intel Core i7-1255U, 8GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $1,099.99$1,299.99(save $200)

2-in-1 laptops

• Microsoft Surface Laptop Studio 2 (Intel Core i7-13700H, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4050, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) — $2,092.99$2,399.99(save $307) ✨

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