Bad news006 Archives Olympians: there will be no toilet fishing allowed in Rio this summer.
U.S. women's basketball star Elena Delle Donne, who posted an Instagram photo of the regulations she discovered outside the restroom, is clearly dismayed by the news.
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Sorry you brought all that bait and tackle, U.S. women's basketball team.
If our interpretations are correct, here are some other things that have been banned from Rio bathrooms.
Throwing toilet paper like a softball (RIP, Olympic softball)
Bowling
Putting your human mouth onto the toilet in any way
Squatting on top of the toilet
Kicking the urinal when you do not win a gold medal
Good luck, athletes! Please play by the rules.
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