If you're a woman on Twilight the Porno and Other XXX Parodiesthe red carpet at the Emmys, someone, at some point, will ask you what you're wearing. And if you're comedian Amy Schumer, you'll answer with actual honesty.
While on an otherwise insipid red carpet at tonight's Emmy Awards, E! host Giuliana Rancic asked Schumer who she was wearing. But instead of only identifying her dress, Schumer chose to celebrate the accessory closest to her body (and heart): her tampon.
SEE ALSO: The best looks from the 2016 Emmys red carpet"So who are you wearing this evening?" Rancic asked.
"Vivienne Westwood, Tom Ford shoes and an OB tampon," Schumer responded.
Amy Schumer being Amy Schumer on the #Emmys red carpet pic.twitter.com/3kZzeOTuIJ
— Mashable (@mashable) September 19, 2016
All across Twitter, people responded with logical amounts of applause.
Amy Schumer announcing on the red carpet that she was wearing a tampon garnered a very loud slow clap from me. #Emmys
— Linda Ignarro (@LindaIgnarro) September 18, 2016
.@amyschumer breaking period taboo by giving a shout out to her tampon when asked what she's wearing #AskHerMore #Emmys
— Miss Representation (@RepresentPledge) September 18, 2016
And very healthy skepticism:
Amy Schumer, who are you wearing? "Vivian Westwood dress, Tom Ford shoes and an ob tampon." Hope she is setting the tone... #Emmys2016
— John Langan (@Gr8JohnL) September 19, 2016
God bless Schumer for not wearing a designer tampon or a diva cup -- but simply the tampon of the people.
No need to ask Amy Schumer "more" on the red carpet. This will do just fine.
Happy Monday! Here are some #corgi butts in slow motion.
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