Rachel Lindsay suffered many indignities in the season premiere of The Naked Poison IIBacheloretteand accepted it all with poise, even when a man attacked her by playing an acoustic guitar at her. Another dude who's known her since they were children was suddenly interested once it meant he could be on television.
Still, she was only thrown off her game when she met Adam Jr., a doll who is, apparently, French.
SEE ALSO: Why do 'The Bachelorette' producers hate Rachel Lindsay? Via Giphy"That's scary looking," Lindsay says, backing the hell away. "I don't know which one to look at."
Adam Jr.'s chaperone, Adam, is a real estate agent based in Dallas, so it's sort of unclear how the pair met. Also, does Adam Jr. have a job? Even a fake job, like Whaboom? A lot of questions here.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The Bachelorfranchise has always had an iffy grasp on personhood. Take, for example, The Twins.
On Bachelor in Paradise,The Twins (legally named Haley and Emily Ferguson -- although, if you watch these shows religiously like I do, you're still unlikely to know that) were treated as a single individual. Even their "best friends" like Amanda Stanton, just called them "The Twins" all the time. Accordingly, the rules of the game treated them as one entity: if one twin matched up with a suitor, the other twin got to stay.
Soon, they'll have their own Freeform spinoff, The Twins: Happily Ever After?where, presumably, no one's allowed to get married unless it's a double wedding.
So what's the deal with Adam and Adam Jr.? Adam, bless Rachel's heart, got a rose. But was that just so she could keep Adam Jr., who unlike pretty much everyone else, doesn't say anything horrific because he literally cannot open his mouth?
Adam Jr. (or AJ) did get to express himself with voiceover, though, and revealed that he actually has more emotional intelligence (hey, Taylor) than most of the contenders. The ability to read the room is a rare gift in Bachelor Nation.
Via GiphyAdam Jr. had a staggering amount fan support and even some conditional cosigns from fellow suitors.
"I really feel like everybody's here for love, including AJ. He doesn't have to say much for you to know what he's thinking and I can tell he's getting a little jealous," observed Josiah.
"AJ's dressed fresh, he's actually got a pretty dope fade if you look," added Kenny before offering to light the doll on fire if he ventures into true horror movie territory.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Look, we know AJ isn't going to win this thing, but since there are like two viable suitors for Lindsay to pick from, why not go for a hometown date in the French countryside at the doll factory he comes from?
Via GiphyOh, yeah, that's why.
Well, if he floats, he's a perfect contender for Bachelor in Paradise, where even Evan the Erectile Dysfunction Expert who faked an illness so his crush would accompany him in an ambulance found love.
Whale Vomit Episode 7: Hope in the Time of Cholera
25 Great Games You Can Play on Laptops and Budget PCs
Who Framed Augmented Reality?
Whale Vomit Episode 8
Voting off the Apprentice President
The Coronation of Macron
I Am Not a Fish Dating a Bird
Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity, Memos
The Last Line of Defense
News from Nowhere Episode 10
7 Tech Predictions for 2018
7 Tech Predictions for 2018
Justin Trudeau and his Socks
Preserve Yourself!
Voting off the Apprentice President
The Tarot of Alejandro Jodorowsky
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Graphics Performance Revisited: 44 GPUs Tested
After the Fire
Voting off the Apprentice President
We Are All at the Table Together
Obama names 2 new national monuments before Trump takes officeMac 40th anniversary: Here’s every single Mac from ’84 to nowKickoff: The World Cup by Jonathan WilsonWordle today: The answer and hints for January 26The world's fastest land animal is even more threatened than we thought26 lawmakers defend Energy Department scientists against TrumpGeorge Carlin estate sues fake AI comedy special creators'Expats' review: Lulu Wang and Nicole Kidman team up for a painful exploration of griefElon Musk acted like an ecstatic child as SpaceX's rocket landed for the 1st timeResearchers bid farewell to 'Granny,' the world's oldest known orcaCooking with Intizar Husain by Valerie StiversThe Last Furriers by Ann ManovLil B DeathMicrosoft Gaming lays off 1,900 — and the internet is mad at Xbox head Phil SpencerNew York Film Festival Dispatch: Cold War Movies by The Paris Review'The Traitors' UK Season 2 review: Just as fun as 'Succession'Hello, World! Part One: Eliza by Sheila HetiHow to watch KU vs. ISU basketball without cable: Game time, streaming deals, and moreHello, World! Part Four: George Dorn by Sheila HetiTerrance Hayes’s Soundtracks for Most Any Occasion by Terrance Hayes Netflix adds a bunch of games for summer, including 'Oxenfree 2' Alexandria Ocasio Early Promise by Sadie Stein The Year 476: An Illustrated Panorama by Jason Novak To Be or Not to Be? And Other News by Sadie Stein Bond. James Bond. by Sadie Stein 'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for June 6 Early Adaptors by Sadie Stein Voices Carry: An Interview with Elena Passarello by Michele Filgate 11 ways to distract yourself from crushing Election Day anxiety The Dying Sea by Karim Kattan Yanet’s Vintage Emporium by Julia Cooke What We’re Loving: Stèles, Cellpoems, Converse by The Paris Review Mall Santas would've had early COVID vaccines in canned Trump plan How to watch 'Avatar: The Way of Water' at home Inside Amazon, and Other News by Sadie Stein The Dickens Museum, and Other News by Sadie Stein Apple Vision Pro is incredibly expensive, but not for the reason you think The Art of Friendship by Jessica Vivian Chiu WPA Wants You to Read by Sadie Stein
2.3468s , 10131.6875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Naked Poison II】,Co-creation Information Network